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[catarmy]

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[konpeito_aji]

So any ambitions of your own, or still looking for one?

[catarmy]

I'm just content enough to help people with theirs, so long as it suits me.

I guess the closest thing I have is to eat one of every kind of fish and swine before I die. Daily, it's "eat something nice today."

It's easier than disappointing myself with failure.

[konpeito_aji]

If you assume you'll fail, then of course you'll never succeed.

But my empire already covers many rivers, ports, and access to fisheries with imports from all other oceans of the world, so new fish every day shouldn't be too difficult an endeavor, even if my cooks are more specialized in desserts.

[catarmy]

So long as it's clean and de-scaled, it can be raw and I'll eat it. Salted and fermented is also good.

I do feel a little uplifted, though. I like reading your words.

A cat like me doesn't ask for a lot, and it's a lot of effort to ask for more. No lie, I'd be happy to just be pretty, adorn someone's lap, and protect them every now and again. Maybe their descendants, too, if they choose to have any.

[konpeito_aji]

Sashimi, then. It's becoming very fashionable, I hear, due to its easy preparation, but I still prefer the European dishes, or anything that actually involves cooking. Especially if it's sweet.

If all deities were like you, perhaps men wouldn't war so much. Women too, for that matter.

ngl I'm enjoying these two. :D if you ever wanna plot or something, I'm happy to!

[catarmy]

Deity... that's a nice thought, but I'm mortal. Just not as timely as humans. I don't recommend taking on my choices as such gospel. There is no kindness in feeling and acting like a sloth.

Cooked dishes... So that's what you like.

I may yet...

yes.

There is a dessert I know how to make. I will bring it to you on my next visit.

I hope you enjoy chocolate. What fruit do you like? This simple dessert pairs well with some fruit.

[They've somewhat forgotten the point of them wanting fish...]

ALWAYS! You know where to find me (now!) ;)

[konpeito_aji]

[Well, he's a feudal warlord, so people bring him offerings all the time, tbfh. This is completely 100% standard every day for him, ngl.]

Anything. The more exotic the better, though you can always leave it to my sister to take that too far. Plums, I suppose. The sweeter the better.

YE

[catarmy]

Plums, huh.

Okay. I've never added plums to this dish before so it might be a toss-up.

As a forewarning, never allow an animal, especially cats or dogs, to eat this dessert. It could make them deathly sick.

I'm special because I have some human in me. I have more desire to eat something than sense sometimes.

[Now they actually gotta follow through and not.. be lazy. Gasp. Very wow.]

[konpeito_aji]

I don't typically feed other animals. Falcons hunt better when they're not reliant on humans to eat.

Only some human?

[catarmy]

Only a little, yeah. From my dad.

I never said feed it to other animals. I meant don't let them -take it-.

This is a dessert where being greedy is a compliment to me. Though I'll accept if you want to share it.

That said, I can only make small batches of this at a time. One of the ingredients isn't native, and I like to use it for other things, too.

It's from my special stash, so you'd better appreciate it. o^o

[konpeito_aji]

It's quaint to even imagine anything taking something from me I don't give them freely. Impossible, might be the better word.

I'm honored you wish to present it to me. I will savor every taste of it to the fullest, and ensure nothing goes to waste.

[catarmy]

Good.

I bet I could borrow something from you without you knowing~

[konpeito_aji]

Only if I allow it.

[catarmy]

Pfft. I wouldn't keep it forever~

But with you saying how it was "impossible" for someone to take from you.... :3

Alternatively, I could have just avoided giving you this warning, but I think I like the challenge.

[konpeito_aji]

That's what makes it an official game challenge rather than something that could endanger your life.

Still, I think such an achievement is worthy of an extra special reward. I shall have to devise something suitable each time; should you ever succeed.

[catarmy]

I have my ways. :)

I'll send you a message when I succeed.

[konpeito_aji]

I admire your confidence. And to think they called me the fool.

[catarmy]

If that's what you call someone who succeeds at "the impossible" I'll take it.

[konpeito_aji]

Have you ever wanted to be a cult leader or object of worship?

We seem to be of kindred spirits in that regard. Which can only mean the unofficial cultists following me might crown you some kind of lucky charm.

[catarmy]

Leadership gets exhausting after a while. I'm not an object, either.

I also don't really care what others think of me, though. If it brings them joy, so be it.

[konpeito_aji]

There there, I shall keep you to myself then, if the dessert is as worthy of praise as you expect.

[catarmy]

Oho, the balls on you there.

Fair enough.


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